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The Royal Baeby

by Sallie May

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1.
You can smile all you want But I really know what's up You can hide in the corner and give us all your charm but I know, what it is Passive demeanor quiet but sweeter you got us all fooled up by your lovely pretty face your cute dresses but your head is a real mess and when you least expect it Snap Snap you're a psychopath Snap Snap Snap you're a crazy act Snap Snap I'm afraid you'll kill me You'll kill me in my sleep Say you're sorry all you want But it's really just a front Just a front to pretend to pretend that you're sane But I know It's a game Just a game Wrapped in your fingers the air is now clearer ready for your next mess But I can see through all this and your head is in a twist but I'm the one who is dismissed and when you least expect it... How is so much madness? What am I supposed to do? I really don't wanna deal with you You are freakin' psycho and you are too crazy to see how you are messing up with me
2.
Signs 02:58
I can’t take it back I threw us off our track It won’t be hard to go I’m better off alone just let me pack I’m used to good-byes No, I won’t even cry I knew this day would come How could I be so dumb? Why did I try? I can’t be sorry all the time I’ll the blame for what is mine Guess we can say we saw the signs Now what do we do? I meant to think this through It’s different from before I used to be so sure about me and you I can’t always apologize I’ll take the blame for what is mine Guess we can say we saw the signs It could have been forever in your arms We tried to stick together but it broke our hearts Well everyone grows apart Now I’m on my own and you’ve found someone to hold There’s so much to regret I don’t think about it I made the choice to go I can’t be sorry all the time I’ll take the blame for what is mine Guess we can say we saw the signs Guess we can say we saw the signs
3.
Ice Cream 02:40
Of all the flavors you’re my favorite A perfect package stands in the fridge I like your style, I like your groove, your perfect texture, you got the moves Oh oh But it turns out you’re not what I thought you were You could have been my favorite Ice Cream, but you are a cone head You’re curdled, you’re rotten, you’re spoiled, you’re sour You open your mouth and you lose all the power And I’m tired, I’m tired, I’m tired Only liked you for a minute Of all the flavors you’re the one I hate You are prick, you are the worst! But it turns out you’re not what I thought you were You could have been my favorite Ice Cream, but you are a cone head You’re curdled, you’re rotten, you’re a spoiled, you’re sour You open your mouth and you lose all the power And I’m tired, I’m tired, I’m tired Only liked you for a minute Yeah, I liked you for a minute But it turns out you’re not what I thought you were
4.
Dirty Blues 03:09
A little more walkin’ A little less talkin’ A little more huggin’ A little more squeezin’ my hand. Oh you know what I mean Please don’t tell me that this is only a dream yeah A little more huggin’ A little more squeezin’ A little more screwin’… with my head. Oh no, please don’t do this to me If you don’t want to be my gal, don’t do this to me If you don’t want to be with me, please let me be A little more hot A little more cold A little more flirt A little more scold Oh make up your damn mind woman, what’s it gonna be? If you don’t want to be my gal, don’t do this to me If you don’t want to be with me, please let me be If you got somebody else on your mind… well then please just stay away from me
5.
Troll 05:10
Even though you were my love I don’t feel a thing Only a few short months ago I would have been desperate for you dying for your blue whisper in my ears and now I don’t care if you live Even though you are now layin in my arms from the pain and the sorrow there’s no going back from all the betray, my mind has conveyed I don’t feel a thing and now I don’t care I, I, I, I I have become a Troll I have become a Troll I can no longer feel anymore You have messed me up and I’m a Troll In the places, I see faces, faces that remind me of places, places in which we had been and I try hard to perceive Feelings that are long gone What had happened, what went wrong? How come I am so detached to things that were all of life Oh, oh, oh, oh I have become a Troll I have become a Troll I can no longer feel anymore I don’t want to be a Troll It’s all your fault It’s all your fault, ohh
6.
Remember when I dropped my bag and it fell in to your lap and everything got all mixed up but it gave us a good laugh? We ran into each other the next week at a coffee shop If it wasn’t for that we wouldn’t be together our storee would have stopped Everything about that was a lie if I didn’t plan it out you never would have tried It may have seemed like a dream but actually it was My Little Scheme Actually it was My Little Scheme It wasn’t long before I went out with somebody that wasn’t you They never stood a chance but I just wanted you to make a move I called you after to let you know just how bad it was and the very next night when we made out our storee had begun Everything about that was a lie if I didn’t plan it out you never would have tried It may have seemed like a dream but actually it was My Little Scheme Actually it was My Little Scheme Everything about that was a lie if I didn’t plan it out you never would have tried It may have seemed like a dream but actually it was My Little Scheme Everything about that was a lie if I didn’t plan it out you never would have tried It may have seemed like a dream but actually it was My Little Scheme And I was almost running out of steam And I took the time to sew up all our seams Actually it was My Little Scheme
7.
Imbecility 04:50
Let me ask you again what you want from me (ohhh) Phrase your answers like accusations and blame it on anxiety (ahhh) Let me reassure you that I am sorry (ohhh) Hasn’t that small two syllable word become my identity? Aren’t I living up to everything that’s planned (ohhh)? Never making my own way cuz I have to cater to a man (ahhh) The months have come and went and my patience is wearing thin I will always be hated if I try to win You don’t have to tell me I’m allowed to be mad (ohhh) I know I have the right like you do when you’re sad (ahhh) Yes, please tell me again that I’m making mistakes but you tolerate me and you don’t need the break I don’t need your help, like you need mine You will fall apart, I will be fine Where do I draw the line? Buh dum, buh dum Buh dum, buh dum Buh dum, buh dum Buh dum, buh dum Let me ask you again what you want from me…
8.
La Sancha 05:01
The only way I know how to get to your place is late at night (ohh) Tell me you’re sad and baby I’ll fix everything and make it alright See you once a week, the secret is killing me Shhh I don’t mind that you only call when you’re alone I turn a blind eye when her name lights up your phone I know his ma and dad and he knows mine We don’t need pictures to prove that we had a good time Yo soy yo soy un secreto pasamos un buen tiempo solo por un momento lo que sea estoy contenta algun dia sere nada pero hoy yo soy La Sancha If one day she finds out about me let’s keep the message clear (ahh) I have no reason to dislike her or make her disappear (disappear) You are the one who can’t stay true to the one (is she the one) There’s nothing wrong with being the other woman (Ending) Pero hoy Yo soy La Sancha
9.
Undateable 03:46
First date here it goes again I can’t wait for this night to end (for this night to end, this night to end) First date for the fourth time this month you can bet I’ve seen it all He looks nothing like his pictures online I’m not sure if I’ve got the right guy, but will I ever? First date of 2015, I could have sworn that he liked me so I asked him out a 2nd time Hey Bagel, what did he say? Uh, well he said no They all say no you’re too undateable actually horrible that’s why you’re single They all say no, I’m too undateable actually horrible that’s why I’m single Undateable, I’m undateable Undateable, I’m undateable Third date only in my dreams they’ll stay for that long with me (for that long with me, for that long with me) No date has ever gone right in my mind I just wanted a good time but we never make it that far Aren’t I glad that I always take my car? They all say no you’re too undateable actually horrible that’s why you’re single They all say no I’m too undateable actually horrible that’s why I’m single Someday I will find the right guy, but I should just try, to get a second date Undateable, I’m undateable Undateable.
10.
Not Dead Yet 04:28
Take off those rose-colored glasses Don’t be oblivious to the truth I’ve got places to see, I’ve got things to say I don’t care about tomorrow Let’s talk about today Get rid of all the weight you carry Don’t get ahead of yourself You’re so preoccupied but I will be okay I’ve got no time to waste I’m gonna die someday But I am not dead yet I’m gonna die someday But I am not dead yet I’m not dead yet Don’t tell me what I can or cannot do you can put this (heart) to rest I know it’s hard to see but I will be okay Life is not so bad, when you think of it this way I’m gonna die someday But I am not dead yet I’m gonna die someday But I am not dead yet I’m not dead yet Can’t stop, won’t stop me Can’t stop, won’t stop me I’m not dead yet I’m gonna keep on living Let’s talk about today Take off those rose-colored glasses I’m not dead yet Let’s talk about today Take off those rose-colored glasses I’m not dead yet I’m gonna die some day But I am not dead yet (I’m not dead yet) I’m gonna die some day But I am not dead yet (I’m not dead yet) (Can’t stop, won’t stop me) I’m gonna die some day But I am not dead yet (I’m not dead yet) (Can’t stop, won’t stop me) I’m gonna die some day But I am not dead yet (I’m not dead yet) I’m gonna die some day But I am not dead yet
11.
Just get out  Gotta get out  of this mess You are in the nest  Reaching out for who knows what  you've got some nerve It's all going downhill  You're so sweaty, but you are chill  You gotta keep your distance  it's just the first time  keep your , keep your And in the world  All that you can touch  you can hold the door open for me  you can reach out your hands to hold  everything and anything you want  what you want  except, don't hold  don't you hold my hand  Don't hold my hand  Trying to  trying to let go  Of the Skin  You are shaking the bones out of yourself  and I can see this ship is going to sink  if its not already sunk It's all going downhill  You're so sweaty, but you are chill  You gotta keep your distance  it's just the first time  keep your , keep your And in the world  All that you can touch  you can hold the door open for me  you can reach out your hands to hold  everything and anything you want  what you want  except, don't hold  don't you hold my hand  Don't hold my hand 
12.
Ring, ring the phone is yelling Won’t answer my phone no, no Bom, bom my heart is beating when I hear your ring tone And it’s not okay to use me this way, no That’s why it’s about time that I made up my mind and I said Buh Bye Ding, ding the doorbell is screaming It’s him at my front porch Bom bom the floor is shaking You’re pounding on my door And it’s not okay to come around my way, like that That’s this time You're out of my life Yeah I just said Buh Bye Ohh But it’s not okay To use me this way, no That’s why this time I made up my mind Yeah, I just said Buh Bye Buh Buh Bye Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh Bye Ohh bye Ring, ring the doorbell’s yelling Won’t answer my phone no, no

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The Royal Baeby is Storeeteller's first full length album.

All songs written and arranged by Storeetellers

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released September 26, 2015

Mayra Cortez - Guitar and Vocals
Richelle Banas - Drums and Vocals
Lucia Mota - Bass and Vocals
Briana Harley - Guitar and Vocals

Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Cris Cordero
Track 12 ~ "Buh-Bye" Recorded and Mixed by Luke Johnson

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