The Royal Baeby

by Sallie May

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The Royal Baeby is Storeeteller's first full length album.

All songs written and arranged by Storeetellers

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released September 26, 2015

Mayra Cortez - Guitar and Vocals
Richelle Banas - Drums and Vocals
Lucia Mota - Bass and Vocals
Briana Harley - Guitar and Vocals

Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Cris Cordero
Track 12 ~ "Buh-Bye" Recorded and Mixed by Luke Johnson

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Track Name: Secretly Psycho
You can smile all you want
But I really know what's up
You can hide in the corner
and give us all your charm
but I know, what it is

Passive demeanor
quiet but sweeter
you got us all fooled up
by your lovely pretty face
your cute dresses
but your head is a real mess
and when you least expect it

Snap Snap
you're a psychopath
Snap Snap Snap
you're a crazy act
Snap Snap
I'm afraid you'll kill me
You'll kill me in my sleep

Say you're sorry all you want
But it's really just a front
Just a front to pretend
to pretend that you're sane
But I know It's a game
Just a game

Wrapped in your fingers
the air is now clearer
ready for your next mess
But I can see through all this
and your head is in a twist
but I'm the one who is dismissed
and when you least expect it...

How is so much madness?
What am I supposed to do?
I really don't wanna deal with you
You are freakin' psycho
and you are too crazy to see
how
you are messing up with me
Track Name: Signs
I can’t take it back

I threw us off our track

It won’t be hard to go

I’m better off alone

just let me pack

I’m used to good-byes

No, I won’t even cry

I knew this day would come

How could I be so dumb?

Why did I try?

I can’t be sorry all the time

I’ll the blame for what is mine

Guess we can say we saw the signs

Now what do we do?

I meant to think this through

It’s different from before

I used to be so sure about me and you

I can’t always apologize

I’ll take the blame for what is mine

Guess we can say we saw the signs

It could have been forever in your arms

We tried to stick together

but it broke our hearts

Well everyone grows apart

Now I’m on my own

and you’ve found someone to hold

There’s so much to regret

I don’t think about it

I made the choice to go

I can’t be sorry all the time

I’ll take the blame for what is mine

Guess we can say we saw the signs

Guess we can say we saw the signs
Track Name: Ice Cream
Of all the flavors you’re my favorite
A perfect package stands in the fridge
I like your style, I like your groove, your perfect texture, you got the moves
Oh oh

But it turns out you’re not what I thought you were

You could have been my favorite Ice Cream, but you are a cone head
You’re curdled, you’re rotten, you’re spoiled, you’re sour
You open your mouth and you lose all the power
And I’m tired, I’m tired, I’m tired
Only liked you for a minute

Of all the flavors you’re the one I hate
You are prick, you are the worst!
But it turns out you’re not what I thought you were

You could have been my favorite Ice Cream, but you are a cone head
You’re curdled, you’re rotten, you’re a spoiled, you’re sour
You open your mouth and you lose all the power

And I’m tired, I’m tired, I’m tired
Only liked you for a minute
Yeah, I liked you for a minute

But it turns out you’re not what I thought you were
Track Name: Dirty Blues
A little more walkin’
A little less talkin’
A little more huggin’
A little more squeezin’
my hand.
Oh you know what I mean
Please don’t tell me that this is only a dream yeah

A little more huggin’
A little more squeezin’
A little more screwin’…
with my head.
Oh no, please don’t do this to me

If you don’t want to be my gal, don’t do this to me
If you don’t want to be with me, please let me be

A little more hot
A little more cold
A little more flirt
A little more scold
Oh make up your damn mind woman, what’s it gonna be?

If you don’t want to be my gal, don’t do this to me
If you don’t want to be with me, please let me be
If you got somebody else on your mind…
well then please just stay away from me
Track Name: Troll
Even though you were my love I don’t feel a thing
Only a few short months ago I would have been
desperate for you
dying for your blue
whisper in my ears
and now I don’t care if you live

Even though you are now layin in my arms
from the pain and the sorrow there’s no going back
from all the betray, my mind has conveyed
I don’t feel a thing and now I don’t care

I, I, I, I
I have become a Troll
I have become a Troll
I can no longer feel anymore
You have messed me up
and I’m a Troll

In the places, I see faces,
faces that remind me of places,
places in which we had been
and I try hard to perceive
Feelings that are long gone
What had happened, what went wrong?
How come I am so detached
to things that were all of life

Oh, oh, oh, oh
I have become a Troll
I have become a Troll
I can no longer feel anymore
I don’t want to be a Troll
It’s all your fault
It’s all your fault, ohh
Track Name: My Little Scheme
Remember when I dropped my bag and it fell in to your lap
and everything got all mixed up but it gave us a good laugh?
We ran into each other the next week at a coffee shop
If it wasn’t for that we wouldn’t be together
our storee would have stopped

Everything about that was a lie
if I didn’t plan it out
you never would have tried
It may have seemed like a dream
but actually it was My Little Scheme
Actually it was My Little Scheme

It wasn’t long before I went out with somebody that wasn’t you
They never stood a chance but I just wanted you to make a move
I called you after to let you know just how bad it was
and the very next night when we made out our storee had begun

Everything about that was a lie
if I didn’t plan it out
you never would have tried
It may have seemed like a dream
but actually it was My Little Scheme
Actually it was My Little Scheme

Everything about that was a lie
if I didn’t plan it out
you never would have tried
It may have seemed like a dream
but actually it was My Little Scheme

Everything about that was a lie
if I didn’t plan it out
you never would have tried
It may have seemed like a dream
but actually it was My Little Scheme
And I was almost running out of steam
And I took the time to sew up all our seams
Actually it was My Little Scheme
Track Name: Imbecility
Let me ask you again what you want from me (ohhh)
Phrase your answers like accusations
and blame it on anxiety (ahhh)

Let me reassure you that I am sorry (ohhh)
Hasn’t that small two syllable word become my identity?

Aren’t I living up to everything that’s planned (ohhh)?
Never making my own way cuz I have to cater to a man (ahhh)
The months have come and went and my patience is wearing thin
I will always be hated if I try to win

You don’t have to tell me I’m allowed to be mad (ohhh)
I know I have the right like you do when you’re sad (ahhh)
Yes, please tell me again that I’m making mistakes
but you tolerate me and you don’t need the break

I don’t need your help, like you need mine
You will fall apart, I will be fine
Where do I draw the line?

Buh dum, buh dum
Buh dum, buh dum
Buh dum, buh dum
Buh dum, buh dum

Let me ask you again what you want from me…
Track Name: La Sancha
The only way I know how to get to your place is late at night (ohh)
Tell me you’re sad and baby I’ll fix everything and make it alright
See you once a week, the secret is killing me
Shhh

I don’t mind that you only call when you’re alone
I turn a blind eye when her name lights up your phone
I know his ma and dad and he knows mine
We don’t need pictures to prove that we had a good time

Yo soy yo soy un secreto
pasamos un buen tiempo
solo por un momento
lo que sea
estoy contenta
algun dia sere nada
pero hoy yo soy La Sancha

If one day she finds out about me
let’s keep the message clear (ahh)
I have no reason to dislike her or make her disappear (disappear)
You are the one who can’t stay true to the one (is she the one)
There’s nothing wrong with being the other woman

(Ending)
Pero hoy
Yo soy
La Sancha
Track Name: Undateable
First date here it goes again
I can’t wait for this night to end (for this night to end, this night to end)
First date for the fourth time this month
you can bet I’ve seen it all
He looks nothing like his pictures online
I’m not sure if I’ve got the right guy, but will I ever?

First date of 2015, I could have sworn that he liked me
so I asked him out a 2nd time
Hey Bagel, what did he say?
Uh, well he said no

They all say no
you’re too undateable
actually horrible
that’s why you’re single
They all say no,
I’m too undateable
actually horrible
that’s why I’m single

Undateable, I’m undateable
Undateable, I’m undateable

Third date only in my dreams
they’ll stay for that long with me (for that long with me, for that long with me)
No date has ever gone right
in my mind I just wanted a good time
but we never make it that far
Aren’t I glad that I always take my car?

They all say no
you’re too undateable
actually horrible
that’s why you’re single
They all say no
I’m too undateable
actually horrible
that’s why I’m single

Someday I will find the right guy, but I should just try, to get a second date

Undateable, I’m undateable
Undateable.
Track Name: Not Dead Yet
Take off those rose-colored glasses
Don’t be oblivious to the truth
I’ve got places to see, I’ve got things to say
I don’t care about tomorrow
Let’s talk about today

Get rid of all the weight you carry
Don’t get ahead of yourself
You’re so preoccupied
but I will be okay
I’ve got no time to waste

I’m gonna die someday
But I am not dead yet
I’m gonna die someday
But I am not dead yet
I’m not dead yet

Don’t tell me what I can or cannot do
you can put this (heart) to rest
I know it’s hard to see
but I will be okay
Life is not so bad, when you think of it this way

I’m gonna die someday
But I am not dead yet
I’m gonna die someday
But I am not dead yet
I’m not dead yet

Can’t stop, won’t stop me
Can’t stop, won’t stop me
I’m not dead yet
I’m gonna keep on living
Let’s talk about today
Take off those rose-colored glasses
I’m not dead yet
Let’s talk about today
Take off those rose-colored glasses
I’m not dead yet

I’m gonna die some day
But I am not dead yet (I’m not dead yet)
I’m gonna die some day
But I am not dead yet (I’m not dead yet)

(Can’t stop, won’t stop me)
I’m gonna die some day
But I am not dead yet (I’m not dead yet)
(Can’t stop, won’t stop me)
I’m gonna die some day
But I am not dead yet (I’m not dead yet)

I’m gonna die some day
But I am not dead yet
Track Name: Don't Hold My Hand
Just get out 
Gotta get out 
of this mess

You are in the nest 
Reaching out for who knows what 
you've got some nerve

It's all going downhill 
You're so sweaty, but you are chill 
You gotta keep your distance 
it's just the first time 
keep your , keep your

And in the world 
All that you can touch 
you can hold the door open for me 
you can reach out your hands to hold 
everything and anything you want 
what you want 
except, don't hold 
don't you hold my hand 
Don't hold my hand 

Trying to 
trying to let go 
Of the Skin 

You are shaking the bones out of yourself 
and I can see this ship is going to sink 
if its not already sunk

It's all going downhill 
You're so sweaty, but you are chill 
You gotta keep your distance 
it's just the first time 
keep your , keep your

And in the world 
All that you can touch 
you can hold the door open for me 
you can reach out your hands to hold 
everything and anything you want 
what you want 
except, don't hold 
don't you hold my hand 
Don't hold my hand 
Track Name: Buh-Bye (Bonus Track)
Ring, ring the phone is yelling
Won’t answer my phone no, no
Bom, bom my heart is beating when I hear your ring tone

And it’s not okay
to use me this way, no
That’s why it’s about time that
I made up my mind
and I said Buh Bye

Ding, ding the doorbell is screaming
It’s him at my front porch
Bom bom the floor is shaking
You’re pounding on my door

And it’s not okay
to come around my way, like that
That’s this time
You're out of my life
Yeah I just said Buh Bye

Ohh

But it’s not okay
To use me this way, no
That’s why this time
I made up my mind
Yeah, I just said Buh Bye
Buh Buh Bye
Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh Bye
Ohh bye
Ring, ring the doorbell’s yelling
Won’t answer my phone no, no