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T-shirt featuring Bagel's face honoring our song "Undateable"
Artwork by Mayra Cortez
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lyrics
Of all the flavors you’re my favorite
A perfect package stands in the fridge
I like your style, I like your groove, your perfect texture, you got the moves
Oh oh
But it turns out you’re not what I thought you were
You could have been my favorite Ice Cream, but you are a cone head
You’re curdled, you’re rotten, you’re spoiled, you’re sour
You open your mouth and you lose all the power
And I’m tired, I’m tired, I’m tired
Only liked you for a minute
Of all the flavors you’re the one I hate
You are prick, you are the worst!
But it turns out you’re not what I thought you were
You could have been my favorite Ice Cream, but you are a cone head
You’re curdled, you’re rotten, you’re a spoiled, you’re sour
You open your mouth and you lose all the power
And I’m tired, I’m tired, I’m tired
Only liked you for a minute
Yeah, I liked you for a minute
But it turns out you’re not what I thought you were
credits
from The Royal Baeby,
released September 26, 2015
Written by Storeetellers
Forged Artifacts announce the sophomore release, available on limited gold cassette, from lo-fi Portlander Alexei Shishkin. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 12, 2016