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T-shirt featuring Bagel's face honoring our song "Undateable"
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lyrics
First date here it goes again
I can’t wait for this night to end (for this night to end, this night to end)
First date for the fourth time this month
you can bet I’ve seen it all
He looks nothing like his pictures online
I’m not sure if I’ve got the right guy, but will I ever?
First date of 2015, I could have sworn that he liked me
so I asked him out a 2nd time
Hey Bagel, what did he say?
Uh, well he said no
They all say no
you’re too undateable
actually horrible
that’s why you’re single
They all say no,
I’m too undateable
actually horrible
that’s why I’m single
Third date only in my dreams
they’ll stay for that long with me (for that long with me, for that long with me)
No date has ever gone right
in my mind I just wanted a good time
but we never make it that far
Aren’t I glad that I always take my car?
They all say no
you’re too undateable
actually horrible
that’s why you’re single
They all say no
I’m too undateable
actually horrible
that’s why I’m single
Someday I will find the right guy, but I should just try, to get a second date
Undateable, I’m undateable
Undateable.
credits
from The Royal Baeby,
released September 26, 2015
Written by Richelle "Bagel" Banas
Forged Artifacts announce the sophomore release, available on limited gold cassette, from lo-fi Portlander Alexei Shishkin. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 12, 2016